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For every geek out there looking to flirt with other geeks, here are some exciting ways to do it. Sexy SMSIn order to flirt via SMS (short message service), you have to know what you're doing. These are the musts. Be quick to respondNo one likes to wait too long for some unskilled SMSer to type. You've gotta get your predictive text down and use your elite skills to show your hottie how fast you can make it work. (Please note: Making tech work quickly and efficiently is hot.) Don't misspellIt's not the end of the world if something is spelled wrong, but it doesn't make you look smart and it also shows you don't know how to use predictive text. Be witty and flirtatiousHere are a few examples you might like to use. "I've hacked your mind and can hear what you're thinking about me.""Can you feel me in your pocket?""How's your booty?""I wanna text u up 2nite.""Meet me in the bathroom in 20.""Is that a hard drive in your case or are you just happy to see me?"DPDAThere's something about a good dose of DPDA (digital public display of affection) that can really get a relationship going. Mentioning your love interest in your blog is a great way to flirt, especially if you know they read it. If they don't, you may have to depend on someone forwarding them the link. Make sure you mention the special guy or girl in a good light from this digital distance. It's hot. Arousing ASCII artUse the ASCII art generator with an image like this one and any good geek will love you forever. Bedroom binaryQuiboink from our message boards suggested using a binary encoder to encode sexy messages. That's hot. You can use this cool tool to do it. Try to decipher this message. 011010010010000001110111011000010110111001101110011000010010000001110100011001010111100001110100001000000111010100100000011101010111000000100000001100100110111001101001011101000110010100101110. Erotic emailEmail seems obvious, and it is. But if you make your messages crafty, they become sexy. I love it when a boy I like sends me an email that contains a song that has meaning, a poem that he wrote, a random thank you for something I didn't think he noticed, a picture he made for me in Photoshop, or just a note filled with sweetness. Be careful with email love notes in the workplace, however. You don't want to end up like the people in this story.

"In this contest, we want you to show us something that looks cute at first glance, but hides a lethal secret. Show us kittens concealing cutlery. Penguins with poison pincers. A pink bunny wielding a huge banhammer. Well, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea." Disturbing and cute all at the same time.