Drinking On The Job
I was supposed to be on a flight to Denver departing at 3:50PM. It was canceled. The plane broke. I guess I should be glad it didn't break while we were on it, but given the year I'm having, I'm not sure I would have minded.
I got on the next flight at 6:50PM. How do I kill three hours...at the bar drinking and working. I love that I can get drunk off one lite beer. It makes me such a cheap date (I mean cash-wise, but for El Goober I'll be any kind of cheap he wants). I decided I should do anymore email until I had some food, so I'm doing better now. At least I will sleep well on the flight. Especially when I ad in my muscle relaxers and vicodin.
My main concern when my flights gets canceled is where is my luggage? I really need it to be in Denver when I land. I have to give a work presentation tomorrow and I'm not looking forward to doing it in clothes I've been wearing for more than 24-hours and not to mention without my large selection of beautifying products. It takes a lot of work to look this good! :P
So now I have the beautiful Chicago snow working against me. I may be ingesting a lethal combo of alcohol and Rx. I may not have luggage when I arrive. I suppose it could be worse. Wish me luck!
Comments
"cheap" huh? So what you mean is I can take you out for coffee and a hotdog, and just stroll around the city smoking a pack between us, talking about anything and everything, whilst entertaining you with my ability not be embaressed by anything whatsoever... it'll be like we're back at uni
Thats a 20 buck date, well 30 if you make it that fancy schmancy coffee :P
Oh and if you meant anything else.. could you please explain in more detail cause I have no idea what else it could POSSIBLY mean *gives CCL a wide eyed innocent look* hehehehe
As for other things I may have meant...I'll just let you use your imagination. I'm confident you could come up with a few things I've never even heard of.
Menthols? Not my cup of tea... but I'll smoke em if need be. But better I bring along my own pack just in case.
Hahaha... as for your second comment... i think you've got way too much faith in me... or... you know just how dirty my mind is... I'm not sure which...